Tonight I spent a good part of the evening talking to God. After I propositioned him here, and he turned me down, I felt shunned so I reminded him that he doesn’t actually even exist. God countered by saying he “exists as much as I do.” So I countered by confessing I fucked a sheep, and well…
What can I tell you? Touché, God!
You seem like a pretty hard dude to phase.
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bwahahahaha
He exists as much as you do…well, it’s hard to argue with that logic. Especially when God is such a smarty pants.