Warning: Due to a miscalculation in shrink cycles, I ran out of my prescription sleep medication this past Friday. Therefore, I have not slept in over 48 hours. I can confirm this because I’m utterly delirious. Also, because I’ve been keeping track via Foursquare and Twitter.
If you’re a new reader, you should probably just glance at my portrait entitled “Fuck You, Picasso!”, and judge accordingly. If you’re still here, I’m guessing you’re either a fellow insomniac and/or a fellow lunatic. (Both of which I welcome with open arms!)
So, after 3 years, last night it finally hit me that once you check-in to a venue on Foursquare, there’s no official check-out (unless you go somewhere else). Based on this sleep-deprived brilliance, I decided against a third consecutive 4:00 AM check-in. I also decided to stay off twitter entirely. Instead, I did something possibly even less productive. Downloaded the Draw Something App.
Now, if you don’t know what Draw Something is, congratulations! You’re probably somewhat healthy, but don’t fret – I’m like a reverse healer. In a nutshell, the computer gives you a word, you draw it, then your cyber partner guesses what you drew. Example.
My assigned cyber partner (Maria, age 13) obviously understands my artistic expression. Example 2.
For clarity, please note, I’m the actual artist behind these masterpieces. I’d show you Maria’s work, but I don’t want to violate any copyright issues, or more honestly, overshadow my own. Example 3.
Unfortunately, I did not manage to catch this last video replay soon enough, but as you can see, another success.
Now, for the sake of brevity, I’ve shown you 3 games. (Conservatively speaking, I’ve played more than 500 with 50 different opponents in the past 3 nights.)
So, yeah, good times.
Also, I should probably mention, I’m seeing the shrink first thing tomorrow morning.